I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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