it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I love you.
Bad choice
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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