There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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