Betty ford says i'm here all night
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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