stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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