we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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