What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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