that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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