He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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