I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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