shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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