and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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