Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
honey bunches of taint.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize
