So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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