Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
you made out with another girl for some wings
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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