Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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