Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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