Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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