So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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