so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We had sex on a dog bed..
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
