**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
honey bunches of taint.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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