I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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