fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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