he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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