Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
