Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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