Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
you would pick up someone in the library
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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