He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize