Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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