Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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