i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He better not be in your backpack
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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