The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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