I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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