i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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