Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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