whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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