in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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