i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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