So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you traded sex for a burrito?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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