I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
