If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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