I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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