Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize