Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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