Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It was confusing and full of hummus
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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