I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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