He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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