Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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