He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I have post one night stand depression
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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