Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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