How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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