so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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