your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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