quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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