Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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