I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
