? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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