my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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