if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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