false alarm. still invincible.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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